My Confession
Uhhhh, yeah, so one time I tried to pull the dog's nipple off with a pair of tweezers.
posted by the count at
7:00 PM
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I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!
About Me
- Name: the count
- Location: Oklahoma, United States
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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2 Comments:
Her version was so way better.
We should come up with something we've all done and all tell our own versions of it as a post sometime. Then make people vote on who told the best story.
It'd be like Seinfeld, except with a crazy shoe guy instead of a guy with crazy hair.
By
genderist, at 8:38 PM
So what are the rules on the story?
Just stupid stuff we've done? I have a *lot* of those stories . . . .
By
bad-journalist.blogspot.com, at 9:40 PM
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